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this was cute
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98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
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today on “i get really weird anons”: heel ho chicken nigper
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You can change the direction of the train
what the fuck
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the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
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i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
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Remember that episode of Bananas in Pyjamas where they had to walk around naked because someone stole their pyjamas off the clothesline?
So then they decided to make clothes out of their curtains

And that bitch Lulu laughed at them?

lulu was the rudest bitch i swear
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i didn’t think they’d actually use the quote but they did
















